SPRINGFIELD (BJS) - Today Bills Jean Shop announced the creation of a new store, open today, named Freddie's Fake Estate. This store aims to sell you exotic estate from all around the world. Some estates include a banana house, a house next to the great pyramids of giza, and a dumpster. Here is what the Bill's Jean Shop overlords had to say about the new store
"This is an awesome new store that I think everyone will love. Getting the opportunity to purchase exotic estate from around the globe is something I wish I had as a child"
When asked what their goals are after this, this is what they had to say
"We want to take everything you own. Everything. It will be like highway robbery"
This announcement comes before the May 26' earnings report, set to release later today