Michael's Malware

Welcome to Michaels Malware! This new original store innovates on the idea of fix it up stores. At your old standard store, you would simply take your device in to get it fixed. Where's the fun in that?! At Michaels Malware, we do things a little bit differently. When you take your device in to Michaels, we will install viruses and malware onto your computer, free of charge for a price! Then, you can simply take it home, and fix it yourself! We consider ourselves basically on the same level of DIY stores. We provide the materials, and you fix it up good as new. 

Our patent pending (and we mean pending) technique installs viruses never before seen onto your device. We don't even know what we install. We guarantee that we will get your device hacked, or your price is doubled. That's apart of the new Bills Jean Shop unlimited warranty service, rolling out across all of our stores. However, keep in mind, our prices are free for a price. Meaning you wont have to pay any money as long as you pay money.