We want your house
At Freddie's, we specialize in estate that's less than real. We've got exotic estates all around the globe. Ever wanted to live in a dumpster? How about behind walmart? Or maybe, you want to live right next to a 1:500 scale model of the great pyramids of Giza. We've got it all! Come on down to freddies today.
When you walk into Freddie's, you'll immediately notice lines of lines of cubicles with staff* waiting to great you. Just walk up to an open cubical, and meet with one of our glorious fake estate agents. They will show you properties all around the globe, which you can then purchase.
Here is a picture slideshow of just a few of our properties
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*Operating under the limited licence of the Bills Jean Shop Government