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Welcome one and all to the hottest store chain in Springfield, Bills Jean Shop!
Here at Bills Jean Shop, we strive ourselves to create and produce top notch new jeans for the masses to consume. We've got experts in underground labratories all over the upper 2 desiging innovative wearable concepts.
Highlights Include --
Fire Jeans
Water Jeans
Air Jeans
93XL Jeans
Earth Jeans
Levis Jeans
Uranium Jeans (Sourced organically)
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In addition to the classic Jean purchasing experience you all know and love, we also have a modern style water wheel, pictured to the right
Customers flock from all over the world to experience its beauty (?) and wonder (??)
Editors note: Who the hell came up with this? It's a damn rock waterfall? This isnt how we get customers, advertising is! I quit!!
As a quick reminder to all guests, loitering at the water wheel for more than 30 seconds will get you removed from the store pursuant to Bills Jean Shop policy 49.12.3
We have received many raving reviews about our wonderful store. Here are a few examples.
"I love this place! Ive been going here since I was a little kid, and it's only just gotten better and better. I remember when this store was just a tent next to the local middle school. Oh how times have changed. 5 stars" (Reviewer received free product)
"I will die for more time at the indoor waterfall. Consider this a threat, Bill. 1.5 stars"
"oooooooo kayy... one of the worst store services I have EVER experienced. Staff was unfriendly, constantly going on about 'how did you find this place' and 'seriously get out'. Jeans are good quality though. 2 stars."
"DONT SET THE JEANS ON FIRE. ITS NOT WORTH IT. I USED TO HAVE AN ARM, BUT GUESS WHERE IT WENT? I DONT EVEN KNOW! I THINK IT WAS A BLACK HOLE! 3 stars"
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