SPRINGFIELD (BJS) - Today the cooperate overlords at Bills Jean Shop have declared Independence from the United States of America. In a statement to the press, they had this to say:
"The [United] States of America have for too long oppressed our way of business by shutting us down time and time again. Today, we make our response. We will be seceding from The [United] States of America and forming our new government, the Jean Machine Colonies"
- Bills Jean Shop Overlords
In response to this, the United States of America have issued a statement. It can be found in its entirety below.
"Who the hell are these people?"
- The United States of America
This news comes just before Bills Jean Shop is set to release their May Earnings Report.