Quarterly Earnings Meeting - May 25'

SPRINGFIELD (BJS) - Today Bills Jean Shop Stores released their quarterly earnings report for May 2025.

Highlights for this quarter include

-$5.21 net profit for the three business under Bills Jean Shop Stores
An influx in Legally Distinct Space Movie incidents
A deeper look at how declaring independence affects the business
A look at how offering discount codes actually decreases the price of items
And more

Detailed information about this quarter can be found below

Net Profit for Bills Jean Shop Stores

Bill's Jean Shop stores has accrued a total profit of -$5.21. A total report of how we got to this number can be found below.

Ate a snickers bar one day at Saul's Sauce which cost -$4.21
Launched a protest as to why a snickers bar cost that much, which cost -$1.00

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Legally Distinct Space Movie Incidents

Figure 2

Recently at Bills Jean Shop Stores, we have come across a number of Legally Distinct Space Movie Incidents on our properties. While we legally cannot state as to what these incidents are, we can quantify the information, in an easy to read graph below.

We plan to clean up these incidents, and part of this plan was introduced in March of this year, as shown by the sudden and definitely not unexpected dip in the graph.

For more on these space incidents, contact your local astrophysicist. And refer them to us. We need them.

A look at how Declaring Independence actually affects the Business

Earlier this week, we announced we are declaring independence from The [United] States of America in this post here. This graph takes a deeper look at how that affects the finances and overall business of Bills Jean Shop stores.

Some key notes include

Our jean selling takes a slight loss
Our sauce selling takes a slight boost
Our theme park business stays the same

Figure 3

How Offering Discount Codes actually decreases the prices of items

As part of our Bills Jean Shop R&D Department, we produced a study on Discount Codes and how it affects the prices of our items. Our findings were very interesting, and we are including them below.

When we introduce a discount code for 25% off all items, we found this:

The price of all items decreases by 25%

On the reverse, when we introduced a discount code for 25% off Air Jeans only, we found this:

The price of air jeans decreases by 25%
The price of all other products stays the same

As an outlier, we introduced a 100% discount code for all items, and we found this:

All items became free

In conclusion, introducing discount codes into the Bills Jean Shop economy drastically changed the prices of our items.

Pie Chart

Every good earnings report includes a pie chart or two. So here are the Official Bills Jean Shop May 25' Earnings Report Pie Charts.

Figure 4

This Pie Chart describes the type and percentage of pets in the workplace. Some highlights are below.

16.7% of pets are cows
23.2% of pets are dogs
We have 1 headless horseman

Figure 5

This pie chart goes over the workplace related incidents we have accrued over the last 6 months.

Some notes include:

Food Poisoning at 37.3%
Hail Storm at 2.4%
Denim Bites Burn at a high amount

Conclusion

Bills Jean Shop Stores is operating at a healthy level, and will continue to strive for years to come.

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