SPRINGFIELD (BJS) -- Bills Jean Shop announced Thursday during their quarterly earnings meeting a new store joining the Bills Jean Shop family. This store, named Michael's Malware, is described as a DIY Fix It Up store. It is currently unknown where this store will be located, if anywhere. Owner [REDACTED] spoke to the press (only me) today, stating "We are happy with the profits we are making with out buisnesses. However, as is ordely, we find it in our best interest to create a new buisness. That is why, after a long time coming, we are delighted to announce Michael's Malware. More information will be released soon-ish."